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Nike Twilight Runner (Fall 2010)

Another slick runner from Nike. Not too sure about the background of this shoe, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna do any research. What am I, a journalist? Needless to say, these are d-d-dope. Colorway is pretty perfect, materials (ripstop, leather, nylon) are durable for the upcoming Fall season. It's a winner. Out now. Availability is limited to select accounts.
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OKC's Nenad Krstic Gets All WWF on Greece

The Thunder's Nenad Krstic has never seemed like much of a violent guy. In fact, he would probably benefit from playing with some more aggression on the basketball court. In a recent exhibition game with his native Serbia going up against Greece, Krstic showed that he is willing to mix it up, but he didn't show it by setting hard screens or banging on defense in the paint. When a scuffle broke out in the middle of the game, Nenad showed that he is willing to ride out for his fellow countrymen as he threw several punches, stomped on a fallen player for Greece and even threw a chair all WWF-style.



It kind of makes sense now that he hasn't shown much of a mean streak in the past, as Krstic seems absolutely clueless of how to throw a punch. Not that I'm much of a scrapper, but I at least know to punch with my knuckles rather than the soft bottom of my fist. Nenad looks more like he's playing Whac-A-Mole with his fists than he does fighting.

I think the real question here is whether Nenad is willing to get violent like this in defense of his OKC brethren. I really can't imagine Durant, Westbrook or any other member of the Thunder getting in a fight so we'll probably never know.Posted bySlimMcFavoriteat7:39 AMLabels:fight,Greece,Kevin Durant,Nenad Krstic,Russell Westbrook,Serbia,WWF0comments: Post a Comment

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Investment Opportunity

Wow.

Sometimes money just stares you in the face. I'll ask you all to observe this promotional video for the "Shake Weight:"



Alright. I'm sure this thing does get you "ripped" (and based on the ad, really really gay). And I'm not claiming that you can make any money simply by getting into shape (you can't.)

But if you have a brain in your head (which the faggots demonstrating the Shake-Weight obviously do not), you can tell this product is bull shit. Thought it may very well help you get in shape, it obviously will cause Carpel Tunnel Syndrome. I mean, if computer video games can cause this nerve disorder, then a product that's only purpose it to shake the shit out of your wrist is bound to.

So my advice (I have no degree in economics, law, medicine nor physical education; I just happen to be among the slim portion of Americans who aren't retarded) is to buy a Shake Weight. And use it. It couldn't possibly take but five years before the class action lawsuit arrives. If typing can give you Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, the Shake Weight likely only accelerates the process.

And let's face it - if you're taking advice from a website called Dank-Game.Blogspot.com, you weren't going to make any money in the meantime anyway.

Shake Weight is your future!Posted byTeenage_Mustacheat9:07 PMLabels:carpel tunnel syndrome,Shake Weight 1 comments: SlimMcFavoritesaid...

LOL

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Preseason Week 2 Heroes and Villains

I present another edition of Preseason Heroes and Villains. Sorry to have disappointed last week, but I was unable to watch the game and writing one of these based solely on highlights is just pointless.

Before I get into the whole song a dance, I'd like to point out that for a third straight week a Bengals preseason game was nationally broadcast. The HOF Game was on NBC, the Denver "Tebow" game was on NFL Network and last night's game against the Eagles was on FOX. No more Bengals games will be on national TV, but it's fascinating that out of five preseason games, three were seen by a national audience. Only three regular season games are slated for primetime for the Bengals this season, so their preseason popularity is odd. I suppose the Tebow debut and the last minute TO signing had a lot to do with it though.

About TO - I would make him a hero, but I've got a lot already. Basically he's doing exactly what he's expected to do (get open downfield and catch the ball) which is good because L. Coles never could last season.

Alright, we'll start with the bad:

Villains

QB J.T. O'Sullivan - The guy just does not have a great deal of consistency or accuracy. The start of the third quarter was horrendous offensively. He did get things going a little bit at the end of quarter, but a missed field goal kept his efforts off the score board.

K Dave Rayner - Speaking of the missed field goal, come on! It was only from about 35 yards. Rayner supposedly had the edge over oft-injured Mike Nugent, but missing from so close probably evens the battle. It would be nice to have a dependable kicker (like Philly - Akers never missed). I wouldn't be surprised if the Bengals signed a kicker off the waiver wire in the final cut down days.

QB Carson Palmer - I'm kind of short on villains, otherwise I wouldn't lump him in here. But he did throw two interceptions, the first of which was especially ugly. The larger beef in my mind is that despite spurts of activity, Carson could not maintain drives. I don't think the Bengals first team offense ever went three and out, but picking up one first down then punting doesn't do a lot for you.

OT Andre Smith - Well he certainly looked like he'd only been practicing for a few days. Two holding penalties, one false start, one sack allowed, several pressures allowed. Smith needs to clean up his performance quickly or we'll have to rely on Dennis Roland again who is actually worse than Smith even when Smith's conditioning isn't great.

Heroes

OT Andre Smith (again) - There was talk at one point of him going to the PUP list and missing the first six games of the season. So the mere fact he's on the field so early is extremely encouraging. He entered the game midway through the second quarter, and played into the fourth, a good amount of playing time. And Scott's TD run did come on Smith's side of the line. He's doing some things right, and if we can get half of his potential the O-line will be OK.

FB Joe Tronzo - It looks like Fui Vakapuna might lose a training camp battle to an undrafted rookie for the second straight season. Tronzo has started two games in place of Fui, and has looked damn good. He also set a key block in the Scott TD run, as well as several good Benson gains (he is a fullback, so maybe setting blocks for running backs shouldn't be so surprising). I've also seen Tronzo catch a couple passes, which Jeremi Johnson never seemed capable of. More impressively, Tronzo played the entire game - he started and he was still in with the third unit.

RB Cedric Benson - As a receiver! He got stuffed at the line several times despite otherwise fine runs. But a knock at Benson has been his lack of contribution as a receiver. But against the Eagles Benson showed promise, catching several passes from Palmer and turning it up field for respectable gains. Concerns about Brian Leonard's injury absence can be partly silenced with competent third down play from Benson.

CB/PR/KR Adam "Frogger" Jones - He doesn't want to be called Pacman anymore, but I like video games nicknames, so I'll call Adam "Donkey Kong" Jones a wide variety of classic video game characters until I run out or stop caring. But "Space Invader" Jones (I kind of like that one) did return several punts and even a kickoff, and all were at least for respectable returns. He also isn't a total liability in coverage, and looks to be an upgrade over last years biggest weakness: nickel cornerback.

DT Geno Atkins (97) - three preseason games, three and a half sacks! He took down Mike Vick, the quickest, most elusive quarterback in football. As a fourth round pick, Atkins thus far looks to be a steal.

CB Morgan Trent - three interceptions in one game. I thought the cornerback battle was basically over, but Trent just made a big case for a roster spot.

Ah hell, just about everybody played well. It looks like we lost offseason acquisition safey Gibril Wilson for the year though. It also looks more and more like we'll have to say goodbye to WR/PR Quan Cosby as Adam "Centipede" Jones and Jordan Shipley are gifted kick and punt returners in their own right, with higher value at other positions. I'm sure Cosby and his 11 yard punt return average will land somewhere, but I hope like hell it isn't Pittsburgh.Posted byTeenage_Mustacheat9:29 AM0comments: Post a Comment

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Ochocinco Drops His Ultimate Catch

In a story that should surprise NO ONE, reality TV star Chad Ochocinco is no longer with whichever slut won his bracket-style dating show Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch.

Apparently he is now dating another VH1 reality star, Evelyn Lozada of Basketball Wives. I'm not really sure how if she's a basketball wife she's dating Chad, but I'd much rather assume she got divorced or something than investigate yet another terrible VH1 reality program.

According to TMZ (eww!) VH1 is "pissed at Ochocino about the relationship," as Ultimate Catch does not wrap up it's season for another few weeks. Apparently it is a "spoiler" that Chad does not stay with the girl he picks. I'm not aware of any successful relationship being started by a reality dating show, and I sincerely doubt anyone watching Ultimate Catch actually gives a damn about Chad's relationship. Clearly they're tuned in for either Chad's personality, really slutty girls making incredible asses of themselves, or both.

Anyway, let's hope VH1's alleged ire at Ocho is enough to prevent a second season of Ultimate Catch from coming to fruition. I can't take it anymore!Posted byTeenage_Mustacheat9:29 AMLabels:chad ochocinco,evelyn lozada,ochocinco the ultimate catch,Reality Television,vh1 1 comments: SlimMcFavoritesaid...

There's one girl on the show who doesn't seem completely insane, but man is that show awful.

Also, I think that Joe Millionaire guy had a successful relationship.

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